fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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