humancum:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

paranoid:

when your crush Β starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid)

8ot:

my life is just one bigΒ Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

(Source: pmmmprincess)

expansioned:

when i go to the bathroom at night, i look in the mirror and think: omg zombies are real

(Source: )

fruitpacks:

girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shortsΒ